All About Me

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?" - William Blake, 1757 - 1827 Broken lay the anvil, the fires of the furnace quelled. The night is let loose. Beware little Lamb.

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Model Number: one and only
Height: 5'9" (1.75 meters)
Weight: 150 lbs. (on a good day), 160 lbs. (on a bad one)
Hair Colour: chocolate brown
Eyes: golden brown
Skin Tone: white with a tan
Missing Appendages: none to date
Distinguishing Features: a couple of small scars and a freckle or two
Facial Hair: usualy clean shaven or trimmed in a goatee and mustouche
Really?: okay, I get lazy every once in a while when I'm camping or on weekends
Life Line: stong and solid
Muscle Tone: better after biking across western Canada
Butt: sore after the above
Belly Button: Inny
Smile: includes dimples
Heart: the odd emotional scar but still beating strong and warm
Voice: not to be mistaken for a big man named Bubba, yet low enough to satisfy testosterone requirements


If you find that this is not enough information to construct your own model, we suggest you seek out the original model and engage it in conversation.